Silly, random, and/or poignant one-liners, bits of conversation, and/or things taken out of context. 99% overheard in real-time. Occasionally a quote from a book or movie or whatever will make it if it fits the format and tickles me just right.
Recording religiously since 2001.
By Vanessa Query with Leonor Garcia, Chenoa Siegenthaler, and Lauren Shows
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yeah - we could do it, but it’d be rigged and probably wouldn’t slide well and every time you try and push it back it’ll get caught and you’d have to use 2 hands so then you’d have to put the baby down and then while you were trying to get the fucking thing to open he’s start crawling out the door and then you’d have to go catch him and then try and open it with one hand which you wouldn’t be able to do so you’d have to put him down again and hold him down with your foot but you’ll step too hard whilst you are focusing on the damn curtain and he’ll start to cry and then you’ll start to cry and then I’d come home to a pile of redheads on the bedroom floor crying….
— my mom, in response to my saying we could make a room divider around the baby’s crib by ourselves
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