Dec 06 2009
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“ I’m actually kind of insanely excited about it.
Nov 29 2009
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- Today, I went to visit my Great-Aunt in her assisted living place. She told me she fell over the weekend. I checked for bruises:
- Me: I don't see any bruises, but I see a big mole...
- Aunt: Oh, I have enough moles to kill a horse!
Nov 08 2009
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“ Jenny had locked her office upon leaving, making entry impossible. Well, not impossible persay [sic], but certainly very difficult. Which was perhaps part of your devious plan. How ironic then that your desire to complicate my life has come to burden yours as well. By that, I mean I would be thankfull [sic] if you could put away the [marquee] letters and put the reports on Jenny’s desk. Thank you.
— a note from Martin, a co-worker at the cinema (earlier that week, he’d borrowed my keys; I got them back from him during today’s matinee, which he worked, in time for my evening shift)
Oct 24 2009
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“ Sam Raimi is such an old man now, but I’ll always remember him as the goofy kid with the muppet voice whacking Bruce Cambpell [sic] in the face with tree branches.
— Lee, on Sam Raimi’s 50th birthday (yesterday)
Oct 10 2009
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- Alyson: Are you ambivalent about it?
- Vanessa: Yes and no.
Oct 08 2009
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“ Another thing I hate more than anything in the world…
— Andrew
Oct 03 2009
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- Henry (age 2ish): Can I keep this forever and ever and ever?
- Eliza (age 4): Yes. But you have to give it back.
Sep 22 2009
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“ PLAY MORE CRIBBAGE, HATE LESS PEOPLE.
Sep 17 2009
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“ DUE TO SHORTAGE OF HELP, GRAVES WILL BE DUG BY OUR SKELETON CREW.
— Sign in It’s Murder! (early Sam Raimi)
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“ I never played cribbage well enough to learn it properly, though that hasn’t stopped me from using it as a simile. As in, ‘I don’t like this situation one bit. I feel like someone will yell, “Muggins” any minute now.’
— Jill “the Wood Nymph” Summerville
Aug 23 2009
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“ That’s not a horse, that’s 4 cows!
— Alyson
Jul 31 2009
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“ I’m pretty sure ‘Give me some sugar baby’ was Shakespeare, originally.
— Vanessa
Jun 26 2009
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“ When I say ‘Jump’ you say ‘What color?’
— Sam Raimi
Jun 08 2009
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word of the day
meta-wooing
